JUST PUT THE FUCKING TURKEY IN THE OVEN
(She’s right. It’s never going to taste good…it’s TURKEY. Have you ever seen Turkey on the menu ANYWHERE outside of a sandwich? That’s why we have gravy, cranberry, and wine and such…to distract from how bland the turkey is.)
Why did nobody tell me this a week ago when I tried to cook a turkey? She’s so right though.
(Source: themattsmith)
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fan of cooking, but i like her idea of it.
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I like her! And I hate turkey. It’s disgusting and stinks.
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