January 2011
30 posts
New Favorite Beer
Sam Adams Winter Lager. This is the only reason I would ever ever want it to be winter.
And this is how I came to discover it:
Me: Should I try the Boston Lager or the Winter Lager?
Dad: Winter. Boston Lager is for Red Sox fans. You can’t afford Sam Adams. Drink college beer. Milwaukee’s Best.
Me: I just wanted to try something new. Bryan is paying.
Dad: Your life is so hard.
Here are things not to sing about:
Throwing your hands up in the air sometimes. Yeah, I do a lot of things sometimes. Mediocrity has never been an exciting thing to sing about.
The club not handling you right now. Again, if the club could NEVER EVER FREAKING HANDLE YOU, then you can sing about it. Otherwise, no one cares.
Wishing you never broke up right now. Oh, but 5 minutes ago you were cool with it? Stop singing about...
Get your knees flexin and your arms t-rexin.
Two churches located across the street from each...
lgbtchristians:
rybrator:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
LMFAO THIS IS ACTUALLY HYSTERICAL
This made my night!
Decidophobia
“Decidophobia is the overwhelming, irrational fear of making decisions. The person coping with this phobia is painfully aware that life is full of choices and decisions are made based on those choices. The decidophobic individual may actually fear making the wrong decision and so is paralyzed from making any decision at all.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL GIRL
I will do this to you again when I see you tomorrow. And maybe this time I will be sober. Although it is RA training tomorrow, so hopefully not.
Homework on the weekends,
fuckyeahcollege:
arlynnadamos:
Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it.
Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time.
Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework.
Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more
Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW.
And then there’s the sad conclusion if you didn’t finish:
Monday...
Day 6: A photo of someone you want to trade places...
So I could make facebook look normal again.
Letters from Kids to God
thehistorian:
jonxmack:
Innocence. I miss it.
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
graveyardtree:
May all beings have happiness and the causes of happiness. May all beings be free from suffering and the causes of suffering. May all beings rejoice in the well-being of others. May all beings live in peace, free from greed and hatred. -Metta Sutta
Day 5: A photo of your favorite memory
3 years ago, I spent 2 weeks in Jamaica rebuilding a school for a cluster of mountain villages where 80 kids were crowded into one schoolroom without electricity or plumbing. It was absolutely the most rewarding and memorable experience of my life. The team I was with really changed the lives of the families and children there. While we were working, we ran a summer camp for the kids as well, and...
Day 3, version 2.0
A photo of you and your friend who you miss a lot and can’t wait to see when you come back to school tomorrow
I’m in the left lens.
Day 4: A Habit You Wish You Didn't Have
ilovecharts:
Welcome back to The Office!
Procrastinating. My worst habit. Needs to not happen ever. Jim Halpert, however, is a habit I wish I did have.
Day 3: A photo of you and your friends
This is us at Christmas time. A friend (directly above and right of Snoopy) made this for us, because she is the best person ever.